It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
Look, last night was a mistake. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Say what? There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
I can explain. It’s very valuable. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
Daylight and everything. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Noooooo! You can see how I lived before I met you.
- Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
- A sexy mistake.
- Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
- Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
- The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
- I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Say what? Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Who are you, my warranty?! We don’t have a brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
Bender?! You stole the atom. How much did you make me? You’re going to do his laundry? Ow, my spirit! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Who am I making this out to?
A sexy mistake. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! They’re like sex, except I’m having them! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! We’re rescuing ya. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Noooooo!
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Do a flip! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Who are those horrible orange men? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Now what? Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?